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When something horrible happens like Corey Haim dies, or Casey Johnson, I always think about the people who SHOULD have died instead. For Haim, the first on the list is easy: Feldman. I'd take a Scott Baio death or even Leif Garrett...Gary Coleman...just not Haim. For Johnson I'd wouldn't mind trading her death for the horrible Brittney Gastineau, or Kim Kardashian, any of the Hiltons (obviously), that Kieselstein-Cord or Dori Cooperman.